"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"
I was born in the wrong era……..
I <3 Pibbles!
I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.
Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH
"He was also assassinated" 😂
"Emperor Elagabalus showed a disregard for Roman traditions was first to employ a prototype of whoopee cushions at dinner parties. His behavior estranged & enraged the Praetorian Guard, the Senate, and the common people alike.
Don’t you just love human history?
One of my grade 10 students is at her desk rapping and dancing in her seat while working. The students around her look distracted and look to me to intervene.
Me: (Quietly.) “Hey, how’s it going here?”
Me: “Could you do me a favour and keep the singing down? I don’t want it…